You have wished your vagina could tell you before you had your periods or what the hell is happening with it. But it does not do that. It has a mind of it’s own but never tells what is on it’s mind.
But if it had this ability and that too to tweet things that it will be doing life would be so much easy. Here are things it will surely tweet.
When you experience an orgasm:
When there is heavy flow on your periods:
when you see Fawad Khan on screen:
When you meet people who are just so sexist:
When you meet bae:
When you are going to be pregnant:
When you’re having nothing new in sex:
When you get turned on by something really weird:
When it’s been forever since you’ve had sex:
When you have no plans with bae: