Who has not heard about the erotica ’50 Shades of Grey’, a series of book about sexual fantasies and BDSM? There is a movie made on this and another sequel is being planned. But many of us read the book just because of the hype around it and could not find anything amusing about it. We were wondering what was there in the book which made it so talked about.
A parody twitter account, ‘50 Shades Of Nerd‘, is rewriting the book but from the perspective of a nerd and it is funny AF.
#1
'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015
#2
'I'm all yours tonight!' she cried, 'Do something to me you'd never normally dare do to a woman!'
'All right' he said, and made eye contact.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 30, 2016
#3
'So,' he asked, revealing the erect wood between his legs, 'Are you ready to play?'
'Play what?' she asked, nervously.
'Quidditch!' he said.— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 26, 2016
#4
'I'm your slave tonight,' she said breathlessly, 'I'll do whatever you want.'
'OK' he said, 'You can sort my Lego while I watch Star Wars.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 17, 2016
#5
They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good – they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 8, 2016
#6
He was heavily into BDSM – Batman, Daredevil, Superman and Mr Fantastic.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 31, 2016
#7
'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!'
'All right,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 24, 2016
#8
'Smack that bottom!' she cried, bending over the table. 'Smack it hard!'
'I am' he said 'But the ketchup just won't come out'#FridayFeeling— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 18, 2016
#9
'It's just too big!' she cried. 'It's never going to fit!'
'Of course it will,' he grinned, 'I've compressed the file.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 17, 2016
#10
'Yes!' he screamed, rigid with pleasure 'Oh yes, that's it . . it's coming . . YES!!'
He couldn't believe there was a new Harry Potter book— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 10, 2016
#11
'Are you ready for this?’ he asked. ‘When I’m done you won’t be able to sit down for days'
She nodded.
'OK' he said and put the sofa on eBay— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) October 18, 2015
#12
Her finger stroked wildly until finally she screamed and fell back exhausted and flushed.
'At last!' she sighed, 'Level 80 on Candy Crush!'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) October 5, 2015
#13
'Sit there,' she said, with an evil grin, 'And get ready for a world of pain!'
'No!' he cried, sweating with fear, 'Not the Twilight films!'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 27, 2015
#14
'So, what's your dirtiest dream?' she asked eagerly.
'Oh, that's easy,' he replied. 'The one where I've run out of antibacterial hand wash.'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 27, 2015
#15
'I'm so hot and wet!' said the sultry voice on the phone.
'Of course you are' he replied 'You work in a technical support centre in Mumbai'— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 23, 2015
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