Just when you thought you’d seen everything, phallic lipsticks come on to the scene and leave you questioning everything. Complete with veins and all, the Mushroom Penis Lipsticks created by make-up brand Diamond Dream come in 12 shades including hooker red and creamy pink. You can bag your own from Amazon or Etsy, where the beauty products are being billed as a “great gift” especially for hen parties or a ladies night in.
The lipsticks haven’t just popped up, they’ve been around since 2013, but they’ve found online fame thanks to Instagram.
And according to some of the reviews they’re actually pretty good quality.
Someone said: “Lipsticks are so cute. I haven’t had the heart to use them. I don’t want to ruin their shape.”
Another added: “My great grandmother always likes to be well made up every day and won’t leave the house without her face on. I got her these for her 100th birthday. Her favourite colour is hooker red. She had been using them for months before she got her new glasses and it was then she realised she had been painting her lips with penises. She promptly had a heart attack. But at least she looked good in hospital”.
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