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Super Witty One Liners Everyone Should Read!

Okay, so here are some quick and fun witty one liners that will surely make you ponder and use your wits. So Recharge your brain and read on.

 

1. All men are idiots, and I married their King. – Anonymous

 

2. Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. – Anonymous

 

3. Lecture: A process by which the notes of the professor become the notes of the student, without passing through the minds of either. – Anonymous

 

4. You live and learn… at any rate, you live. – Douglas Adams

 

5. If you can’t learn to do it well, you should learn to enjoy doing it badly. – Ashleigh’s First Law

 

6. It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education. – Albert Einstein

 

7. Education is the process of moving from cocksure ignorance to thoughtful uncertainty. – Utvich’s Observation

 

8. We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. – Dwight D. ‘Ike’ Eisenhower

 

9. The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.- Mignon McLaughlin

 

10.  She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again. – Charles De Talleyrand

 

11. I told my wife she’s lousy in bed; she went out to get a second opinion. – Rodney Dangerfield

 

12. I don’t care for sex; I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise; I prefer sports, where you can win. – Norm MacDonald

 

13. One meets his destiny often on the road he takes to avoid it. – French Proverb

 

14.  If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you. – Anonymous

 

15. As soon as you’re doing what you wanted to be doing, you want to be doing something else. – Anonymous

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Shilpi Singh Bisht: English graduate, Delhi University. Shy at first but confident forever. Creative, restless, twisted not perfect, and a little musical on life.